Recipe For Preserving Children
1 Grass Grown Field
1 Half-dozen Children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if available)
1 Brook
Pebbles
1 Half-dozen Children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if available)
1 Brook
Pebbles
Method
Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well. Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy. When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath. When dry, serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread.