Recipe For Preserving Children

Been clearing out again and found this recipe on the inside of a card index box of my mum's recipes. Working on a journal page with the recipe on.


Recipe For Preserving Children

1 Grass Grown Field
1 Half-dozen Children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if available)
1 Brook
Pebbles

Method

Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well. Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy. When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath. When dry, serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread.